When someone randomly attacks an NPC without trying out diplomacy:
I spend my days writing for, and sometimes even playing, tabletop roleplaying games. I love Pathfinder with a passion, and also play Mutants and Masterminds, 3.5, and fourth edition.
When I'm not playing tabletop games, I watch
way too many TV shows, and play as much video games as I can fit in. Somewhere, in the midst of all these hobbies, I find time to go to school and also work.
My very favourite thing in the whole world is my wonderful dragoness,
Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?
DM: From what you can tell, yes.
Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.
DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.
Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.
DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.
Summoner’s getting boned tonight.