1. myherocomplex:

    I will never get tired of this story.

    (Source: zoeyactress, via littlemissdragoness)

     

    1. me on a date: *sweats nervously* s-so who's your favorite dragon age companion?
     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  2. thegeek531:

    The Ringby breathing2004

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie

     
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  4. adrianbowen:

    mostrandomfaves:

    THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

    “Now go, unleash hell.” 

    I love this Gif so much..

    (Source: birdstump, via littlemissdragoness)

     
  5. wesschneider:

    Have you see Wayne Reynolds’s amazing cover for Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Monster Codex yet?

    (via mydnd)

     

    1. Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
    2. Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
    3. Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
    4. Harry:
    5. Ron:
    6. Hermione:
     

    1. Harry:
    2. Ron:
    3. Hermione:
    4. Snape: ...Up to something.
     
  6. theotherwesley:

    coelasquid:

    idrawboobs:

    worsethandetroit:

    This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.

    a year old and still fucking relevant

    Where are my made-to-order Rutger Hauers?

    That is an excellent question friend; where ARE my made-to-order Rutger Hauers?

    (via lawfulgoodness)